Scavenger Heart Gifts

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Thank you, Essential Workers

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'But what do you sell?'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"How much is the sign?"

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

'Is that some kind of a cruel joke? They're not dying, they're turning into Zombies!'

"Is everything to your satisfaction, Modom?"

ACME COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'She should be attractive, intelligenty, charming, and funny, or best offer.

William Wallace.

'You can bring Fury in now, Mrs. Caslick.'

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"I'm gay! I'm gay!"

'You've got to admire them. Most of them actually have children of their own.'

'Bob, I think I hate people.'

Pizza's here!

"AWW! We ALWAYS do a scavenger hunt!"

'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'

"You've reached '1-800-WATER-4-U.' Please leave a message."

"Arr...Here must be the spto where the treasure's buried! Start diggin'!"

"I'll trade you a banana peel and an apple core for two fish heads."

"Is it safe to come out of the basement and act like a bad-ass again?!"

'I haven't eaten kosher in ages.'

The End is Near: Shoe Sales Ends Friday!

'A man should be dressed properly when he leaves home.'

"It looks like we'll die as we lived, Warren...birdwatching."

Rag and Bone