Survivalist Heart Gifts

'To make ends meet these days, you have to hunt AND gather.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Emergency Phone.

'Arf! Arf!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

Prepper Dog

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Tsunami Evac Route

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Island and man

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"