Survivalist Heart T-Shirts

'To make ends meet these days, you have to hunt AND gather.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Emergency Phone.

'Arf! Arf!'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

Prepper Dog

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Tsunami Evac Route

Island and man

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

"Now do you believe me?"

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"