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"You've reached '1-800-WATER-4-U.' Please leave a message."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

'A man should be dressed properly when he leaves home.'

Emergency Phone.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

How to survive the coming crash.

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'Check... weapons... maps... house-wife... clean underwear...'

"At least you have a tree."

"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."

Martin Gray.

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

"If she was abused, why didn’t she report it?"

"You been here long?"

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

"Our foundation covers up just about anything ??" aside from childhood trauma."

"No...ha-ha, no, but seriously, boy, I'm going to have to eat you now."

Spam.

Note reads: 'In case of emergency, break bottle.'

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

Tennis anyone?

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

'Ol? everyone! I'm keeping the sunglasses for Hollywood!'

"This Thanksgiving, we're going to serve whatever we can get from the food bank."