Rescuer At Heart T-Shirts

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Foster failure"

Dog Dreams

Emergency Phone.

Woman escapes with cats.

'Have you been waiting long?'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Lifesaver!

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

Liberia is left behind by a car guided by the 'Road Map To Peace'

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

"Sometimes I wonder who 'rescued' whom?"

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"The Catlich Maneuver"

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Hello, 9-1-1? I need a rescue team right away... The prof is in the pudding.'

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

'Have you looked in the mirror since you comforted the sick this morning, pastor?'

"I want that one, mommy!"

"At least you have a tree."

'Check... weapons... maps... house-wife... clean underwear...'