Rescuer At Heart Gifts

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Foster failure"

Dog Dreams

Woman escapes with cats.

Emergency Phone.

'Have you been waiting long?'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Lifesaver!

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

"Should I just give him the £2.50 or does that look cheap. . . would he say anything if I just walked past?"

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"Sometimes I wonder who 'rescued' whom?"

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

How to survive the coming crash.

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"The Catlich Maneuver"

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

Liberia is left behind by a car guided by the 'Road Map To Peace'

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

'Hello, 9-1-1? I need a rescue team right away... The prof is in the pudding.'

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

Robotics, Inc. He's equipped with a strong motor and programmed to be kind. He has a good heart is always willing to lend a helping hand.

'Check... weapons... maps... house-wife... clean underwear...'

'Have you looked in the mirror since you comforted the sick this morning, pastor?'

"I want that one, mommy!"