Rescuer In Distress T-Shirts

"Fredric W. Desbrow & Son, plumbers."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Foster failure"

Dog Dreams

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Woman escapes with cats.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Lifesaver!

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

Lifeboat

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"The Catlich Maneuver"

Hedgehog Mortuary.

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

'Hello, 9-1-1? I need a rescue team right away... The prof is in the pudding.'

"Thanks man!"

"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."

"I want that one, mommy!"

In case of fire call yourself.

'Dad, I've beached myself again: Can you come and pick me up?'

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

Fire at the Bisto Factory

'Sure, we can help by giving Rum, but I realized I could help more by becoming a fully qualified doctor!'