Being Rescued T-Shirts

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Foster failure"

Dog Dreams

Foster failure

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Woman escapes with cats.

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Be kind"

Cat in Tree.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Have you been waiting long?'

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Lifesaver!

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"It's nice to be wanted."

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

"He was a rescue."

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

Dog being carried off by ducks.

Litter.

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

"I ventured into a garden this morning and was caught by a snake catcher, then relocated here. Where am I? Can you help me find my family again?"