Rescued From A Predicament T-Shirts

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Foster failure

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Woman escapes with cats.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Have you been waiting long?'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Lifeboat

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

"Sometimes I wonder who 'rescued' whom?"

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

"I've been saved! Thank God!"

'WELL? What do YOU want?'

Dog rescues cat from tree.

"I didn't expect to see you again, Mr Sykes. The tablets worked then?"

"We will rebuild!"

"Go get help?...I'm a dog for crying out loud, what can I do?..Boy has he been watching too many lassie movies!"

The Cross still stands!

'Is there any particular reason your middle name is stinky?'

'While we didn't see Bill Brewster here in his lifetime, it's good to see him here in death. Uh, let me rephrase that.'

"Oh, definitely, I feel there's a reason I was given a second chance."

Illustration for 'Foul Play', scene 1.

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

'Great! Our client will be expecting you between the 13th and 14th floor!'

In the embarrassment cemetery

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'I'm a teetotaler.'

"Your husband seems to have recovered - it's what we call a never event."

'I tried to turn my life around, and apparently I made an illegal U-turn.'

Wiggly path leads to 'Alcoholics Anonymous' entrance.

Sad girl

"Fredric W. Desbrow & Son, plumbers."

"Yes, she's expecting you. That's why she's twenty miles away by now."