Rescuing T-Shirts

'Great! Our client will be expecting you between the 13th and 14th floor!'

Lifeboat

"Foster failure"

Dog Dreams

Foster failure

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Woman escapes with cats.

"Be kind"

Cat in Tree.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Have you been waiting long?'

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Lifesaver!

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"It's nice to be wanted."

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"He was a rescue."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Peace. Love. Adopt."