Rescues T-Shirts

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Foster failure"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Happy Hour

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Arf! Arf!'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Have you been waiting long?'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Lifesaver!

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

Litter.

Lifeboat

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

Helicopter

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'