Rescues Mugs

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Foster failure"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Happy Hour

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Arf! Arf!'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Have you been waiting long?'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Lifesaver!

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Litter.

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

Helicopter

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

Lifeboat

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Coastguard

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'