Dramatic Rescuer T-Shirts

Woman escapes with cats.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Foster failure"

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Lifesaver!

'I think it's passed its sell-by date.'

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

Why dogs hate CPR.

'Hello, 9-1-1? I need a rescue team right away... The prof is in the pudding.'

Johnnie Ponderous - Part Three

'Dad, I've beached myself again: Can you come and pick me up?'

"The perfect gift? He's gonna love this! The fact that she thinks I'd even want this makes me question our entire relationship!"

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

Fire at the Bisto Factory

How are we doing? Go to our website to rate your rescue.

'False alarm - it's just a cry for help.'

"We rescued him form the research lab."

"Don't put your mother on the page, Miss S. Worthington"

Animal Shelter. Adoptions. We love you already! Who is rescuing whom is a fair question here.

Rescuing the Fish in the Flood

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

"That's right, I was on death row at the pound, but they came and adopted me! I am forever grateful..."

Mime artist - "Ok! I'll talk!"

Lassie texting for help after Timmy has fallen into a well.

"Yes, it's big, but we've got bigger mountains to climb!"

"Good Fireman, Bad Fireman"

"No, I don't hate giraffes, I'm just saying it might make sense to pull me out first."

Moderately Quick Sand

"Not another effin cat stuck up a tree!?"

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'