Rescue Drama Aficionado T-Shirts

'Hello, 9-1-1? I need a rescue team right away... The prof is in the pudding.'

Dog Dreams

Woman escapes with cats.

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"Another slander suit!"

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

"The Catlich Maneuver"

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

How TV Causes Violence

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

In case of fire call yourself.

"I want that one, mommy!"

"I've been saved! Thank God!"

"Thanks man!"

"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"

'Sure, we can help by giving Rum, but I realized I could help more by becoming a fully qualified doctor!'

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

Getting a rescue dog turned out to be a good move for Sid.

"But what if I don't want to be rescued?"

'False alarm - it's just a cry for help.'

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Fisherman Rescue

Pack Your Bags

"Ah! Mans best friend, and carried by a dog!"

Martin Clunes

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

"This new office is so small. You can't swing a cat in here."

"I've gained a lot a weight since I was rescued from the smoking lab"