Dramatic Rescuer Mugs

Woman escapes with cats.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Foster failure"

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Lifesaver!

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

Why dogs hate CPR.

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'Hello, 9-1-1? I need a rescue team right away... The prof is in the pudding.'

'Dad, I've beached myself again: Can you come and pick me up?'

"The perfect gift? He's gonna love this! The fact that she thinks I'd even want this makes me question our entire relationship!"

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Rescuing the Fish in the Flood

"Don't put your mother on the page, Miss S. Worthington"

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

"We rescued him form the research lab."

'False alarm - it's just a cry for help.'

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

Mime artist - "Ok! I'll talk!"

"That's right, I was on death row at the pound, but they came and adopted me! I am forever grateful..."

"Yes, it's big, but we've got bigger mountains to climb!"

Moderately Quick Sand

"Good Fireman, Bad Fireman"

"No, I don't hate giraffes, I'm just saying it might make sense to pull me out first."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Not another effin cat stuck up a tree!?"

A Skinny Dog