Rescuer In Distress Mugs

"Fredric W. Desbrow & Son, plumbers."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Foster failure"

Dog Dreams

Woman escapes with cats.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Lifesaver!

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

Lifeboat

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"The Catlich Maneuver"

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

'Hello, 9-1-1? I need a rescue team right away... The prof is in the pudding.'

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

"I want that one, mommy!"

In case of fire call yourself.

"Thanks man!"

'Dad, I've beached myself again: Can you come and pick me up?'

"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

Fire at the Bisto Factory