Survivor At Heart Prints

"You've reached '1-800-WATER-4-U.' Please leave a message."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

'A man should be dressed properly when he leaves home.'

Emergency Phone.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

'Check... weapons... maps... house-wife... clean underwear...'

"At least you have a tree."

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

Martin Gray.

"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

"If she was abused, why didn’t she report it?"

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

"You been here long?"

"Our foundation covers up just about anything ??" aside from childhood trauma."

"No...ha-ha, no, but seriously, boy, I'm going to have to eat you now."

Tennis anyone?

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

'Ol? everyone! I'm keeping the sunglasses for Hollywood!'

"This Thanksgiving, we're going to serve whatever we can get from the food bank."

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."

'Let's pray it's something that goes with fish!'

"It's a medical miracle that you made it through that last medical miracle."