Scavenger Heart Pillows

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Thank you, Essential Workers

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

'But what do you sell?'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"How much is the sign?"

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

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'Is that some kind of a cruel joke? They're not dying, they're turning into Zombies!'

William Wallace.

'You can bring Fury in now, Mrs. Caslick.'

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"I'm gay! I'm gay!"

'Bob, I think I hate people.'

'You've got to admire them. Most of them actually have children of their own.'

"AWW! We ALWAYS do a scavenger hunt!"

'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'

"Arr...Here must be the spto where the treasure's buried! Start diggin'!"

"You've reached '1-800-WATER-4-U.' Please leave a message."

"I'll trade you a banana peel and an apple core for two fish heads."

"It looks like we'll die as we lived, Warren...birdwatching."

'I haven't eaten kosher in ages.'

The End is Near: Shoe Sales Ends Friday!

"Is it safe to come out of the basement and act like a bad-ass again?!"

'A man should be dressed properly when he leaves home.'

Rag and Bone

'To make ends meet these days, you have to hunt AND gather.'