Scavenger Supporter Pillows

'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'But what do you sell?'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Need tickets.

"How much is the sign?"

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

No Loitering

"Is everything to your satisfaction, Modom?"

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'Is that some kind of a cruel joke? They're not dying, they're turning into Zombies!'

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

"You're early - trash day's not till thursday."

Center for anti-discrimination.

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

'Stitch-In-Time-Man saved nine people before tragically leaving the rest to perish in the tragedy.'

Pizza's here!

'Bob, I think I hate people.'

"Arr...Here must be the spto where the treasure's buried! Start diggin'!"

"I'll trade you a banana peel and an apple core for two fish heads."

'I'm bored! Do we have any bubblewrap?'

"Halleljujah! I'm saved!"

'I haven't eaten kosher in ages.'

"It looks like we'll die as we lived, Warren...birdwatching."

The End is Near: Shoe Sales Ends Friday!

Carrion Helper

"Deals in junk....talks a load of rubbish."