Scavenging Supporter Pillows

"You're early - trash day's not till thursday."

"Just be yourself."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Men can show their emotions!

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Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

'All I can tell you is they're not the cute little birds who usually ride around on us.'

Masochistic Soccer Fan

"We’re ready when you are!"

"Oh, I don't care about tennis - I just love cheering on the ball kids."

Center for anti-discrimination.

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

Elf tries to find quick replacement for Rudolf.