Scavenger Aficionados Gifts

"The generic term for this is "roadkill" son, as, more often than not, we can't identify what it is: tuck in!"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

'Is that some kind of a cruel joke? They're not dying, they're turning into Zombies!'

I buy anything.

'Bob, I think I hate people.'

"AWW! We ALWAYS do a scavenger hunt!"

'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'

Bird Watching. . . Nude Beach

"I'll trade you a banana peel and an apple core for two fish heads."

"I sometimes think my mom hovers too much."

"It looks like we'll die as we lived, Warren...birdwatching."

'I haven't eaten kosher in ages.'

Rag and Bone

'I don't understand it Sid... where did we go wrong?!'

'Keeping track of our hunting performance in this way will help us raise standards and increase efficiency!'

Carrion Helper

'Maybe you just got a hold of something fresh.'

"Deals in junk....talks a load of rubbish."

'Got anything past its expiration date?'

'They're at the bottom of the garden for scraps again!'

'Hey Dad. I made a scavenger hunt, want to play?'

Lord Baden-Powell