Nighttime Scavenger Gifts

"Tuesday night? Sorry, I'm busy: it's garbage-night in town..."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Questions

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

'But what do you sell?'

"It's only the wind."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"How much is the sign?"

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

Sleepwalking Golfer

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

Scarecrow.

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

At night - snake charmer.

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

How to save mankind...

"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'