Nighttime Scavenger Pillows

"Tuesday night? Sorry, I'm busy: it's garbage-night in town..."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Questions

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'But what do you sell?'

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"It's only the wind."

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

"How much is the sign?"

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

Scarecrow.

Sleepwalking Golfer

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

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'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

How to save mankind...

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'