Online Scavenger Gifts

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

'But what do you sell?'

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"How much is the sign?"

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

Social Networks

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

'Laura realised it was time to update her online dating profile.'

'I see you have some blended content. Some of it's tue, some of it's false.'

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'

'He's had too much exposure to wi-fi.'

'Your mother tells me you've started blogging! I have no idea what that means, but stop it immediately, or you'll go blind!'

The internet, the web! Where is it all going? I haven't made up my mind yet!

"Right - I've entered my ID address password; my user password..."

Looking For Love.

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I'm worried that I might be dead."

Hypochondriac at two computers. One reads 'Internet diagnosis', other says 'Second opinion'.