Online Scavenger Mugs

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'But what do you sell?'

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"How much is the sign?"

Social Networks

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

'Laura realised it was time to update her online dating profile.'

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'

'He's depressed because his make believe friend unfriended him on Facebook.'

'He's had too much exposure to wi-fi.'

'I see you have some blended content. Some of it's tue, some of it's false.'

Ewe Tube A Ewe checking out the sheep world's version of You Tube.

'Your mother tells me you've started blogging! I have no idea what that means, but stop it immediately, or you'll go blind!'

The internet, the web! Where is it all going? I haven't made up my mind yet!

"Right - I've entered my ID address password; my user password..."

Looking For Love.

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I'm worried that I might be dead."