Sale Scavenger Mugs

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

"How much is the sign?"

'But what do you sell?'

The End is Near: Shoe Sales Ends Friday!

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'Our giant sale now on!'

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

"That's a bit extreme isn't it? It's only a sale."

"I'm off to the sales!"

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'

"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'Just bring us whatever's scurrying around the kitchen floor.'

'Bargain basement sale ... Everything's down but the prices.'

I buy anything.

'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'

Reduced to clear.

"Tuesday night? Sorry, I'm busy: it's garbage-night in town..."

Christmas Sale: Starts November!!

Garage Sales

'Fifty quid to stay here all day - you've got 'em panic buying !'

"You guys have sold me wrong parts three times! Your ad says 'Auto y Rod employees are the friendliest experts in town.' What can we do about this?"

Culture Vultures

"In this mall, my fellow shopkeepers are my best customers."

Modern Rag and Bone Men.