Scavenger Seeker Mugs

"I'll trade you a banana peel and an apple core for two fish heads."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Echo Tourism'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"It's just a tree."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Emergency exit into Space

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

Open House of Horrors

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Starvation Watching

Welcome Ghost.

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Dolphin

Eva Mendez

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

"He did it!"

Witch dice.

Stephen King

Horror Theater. Now Playing. Return of the Deficit.

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'