Scavenger Seeker Mugs

"I'll trade you a banana peel and an apple core for two fish heads."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Echo Tourism'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"It's just a tree."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Emergency exit into Space

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Open House of Horrors

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Dolphin

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Welcome Ghost.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

Witch dice.

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."