Superhero Seeker Mugs

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Crab with a clown face.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"It's just a tree."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Emergency exit into Space

Sweet surprise.

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

New York Netherworld

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Tic-tac-toe

Open House of Horrors

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

WHACK!

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"