Superhero Aspirants Mugs

"With symptoms like yours, you could be the next Batman!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Why Superman flies himself

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Inaction Figure

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Pigboy makes use of a box.

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"What can I DO? I'm Lightning Larry, for God's Sake!"

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

'This is Role Model Man. He is our new assistant coach in charge of projecting a positive image to impressionable young minds.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

Birth of a superhero