Seaside Scavenger Gifts

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Beach con-man.

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"Well Earned Vacation"

Feeling for shells

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Pelican and Origami

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

Child with doll in the sea

Son burying his dad in sand

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

real enjoyment

'But what do you sell?'

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

Crabbing

"How much is the sign?"

Ice cream van - Large cone.

The Bathers (aka 'On Dieppe Beach) - For A Symons's Article on Dieppe

Trouble parking in Brighton

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

'They've changed it to appeal to modern kids.'

"Hey! Watch where you're stepping!"

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

"Nice one, I'll go and grab some chips."

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

Signs pointing out the ocean and beach because it is covered in litter.

"Are there sharks in the water?"