Urban Scavenger T-Shirts

Stooping!

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Dog Walking Services

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Fast Lane.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Hoodie Hang-out

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Hugh fans!"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

City Boy.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I have no thumbs."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."