Seashore Scavenger Pillows

Beachcomber wears his hair in a combover fashion.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Beach con-man.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Well Earned Vacation"

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

Feeling for shells

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Child with doll in the sea

Son burying his dad in sand

Pelican and Origami

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

real enjoyment

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

Crabbing

'But what do you sell?'

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

"How much is the sign?"

Trouble parking in Brighton

The Bathers (aka 'On Dieppe Beach) - For A Symons's Article on Dieppe

Ice cream van - Large cone.

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

'They've changed it to appeal to modern kids.'

"Hey! Watch where you're stepping!"

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

Signs pointing out the ocean and beach because it is covered in litter.