Seashell Scavenger T-Shirts

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"Leave some shells for less fortunate children."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Try me/try me/try me...

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Shellfie

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Shell Pods

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"This is it? No video?"

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

Clogged Shell

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

There it is – my dream beach house.

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'