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"This is it? No video?"

Beach con-man.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Try me/try me/try me...

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Shellfie

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Well Earned Vacation"

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Dolphin

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Shell Pods

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

"I spy something blue."

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"