Sea Shell Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I'm very excited. I'm moving to a clam by the sea.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Try me/try me/try me...

Shellfie

Leak in the fish tank.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Shell Pods

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Stop Human Footing

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'