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Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"I don't do windows."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Tortoise polishing his shell

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

"Travellin' through?"

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"That's his answer to everything!"

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

1930's bather.

"I've been evicted."

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

"Shelling doesn't get much better than this, Helen."

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

Deli/Antiques: Got Shrimp? Got Gout?

'I wouldn't describe myself as a troubleshooter. I'm more a trouble-eater.'

'They're like saltines - leave 'em in the water too long, they get mushy.'

Man listens to shell by the ocean and hears options to download ocean sounds from an online store.

Envy in the Animal Kingdom

"If you knew what you looked like in there, you wouldn't be so happy."

'Say 'one' to hear the sound of the ocean, say 'two' to hear. . .'

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

'Nice penthouse.'

Tortoise Mobile Home Sale.

Unsupervised on Holiday