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'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Horror movies

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Your lobster was off!

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

The Da Vinci Cod

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"Lap fish..."

Prawn Cocktail Please

"How's the salmon?"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Cat eats date.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.