Shellfish Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Horror movies

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Your lobster was off!

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

The Da Vinci Cod

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Prawn Cocktail Please

"Lap fish..."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"How's the salmon?"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

Cat eats date.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."