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Lobster Hot Tub

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Your lobster was off!

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

The Da Vinci Cod

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"Lap fish..."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'