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"Come on! It's the final lap!"

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"I don't do windows."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Tortoise polishing his shell

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

"Travellin' through?"

"That's his answer to everything!"

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

It's so cute when she dresses up in your old shells.

I can't decide if this is a self-improvement project or a home improvement project.

"Shelling doesn't get much better than this, Helen."

"I've been evicted."

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

Jimmy Hoffa in hell.

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

'Nice penthouse.'

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

Wait - Is that the old shell you wore on our wedding day?

'Dad, I think I'm old enough for my first pair of high heels.'

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

'They've got everything...one even has it's own shed.'

'Say 'one' to hear the sound of the ocean, say 'two' to hear. . .'

Man listens to shell by the ocean and hears options to download ocean sounds from an online store.

Envy in the Animal Kingdom

Tortoise Mobile Home Sale.

"I use Miu Miu purple leather boots for my motivation."

"The tide is out at the moment so here is some music while you are waiting..."

"I love Italian boots."