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"Come on! It's the final lap!"

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"I don't do windows."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Tortoise polishing his shell

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"That's his answer to everything!"

"Travellin' through?"

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"I've been evicted."

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

"Shelling doesn't get much better than this, Helen."

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

'Nice penthouse.'

Man listens to shell by the ocean and hears options to download ocean sounds from an online store.

Envy in the Animal Kingdom

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

'Say 'one' to hear the sound of the ocean, say 'two' to hear. . .'

'Dad, I think I'm old enough for my first pair of high heels.'

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

'They've got everything...one even has it's own shed.'

Tortoise Mobile Home Sale.

"The tide is out at the moment so here is some music while you are waiting..."

"It's our summer holiday home."

"I love Italian boots."

A turtle takes a bath.