Shell Lover T-Shirts

"That's his answer to everything!"

"We've made great progress!"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

Tired Barbie

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Pirate

Shark infested custard!

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Did you say psst?.'

Astronaut love

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'I hate evolution!'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

The Imperfect Storm

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

'Could you give us a push?'