Shell Lover Pillows

"That's his answer to everything!"

"We've made great progress!"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

Tired Barbie

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Shark infested custard!

Pirate

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Astronaut love

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'Did you say psst?.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'I hate evolution!'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'Could you give us a push?'

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

The Imperfect Storm