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'Nice penthouse.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"I don't do windows."

Kultural K9's.

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Mimi's final scene

Joe Biden

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"What did Jesus order?"

Phoenix

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Move, Gary."

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

Closed for Renovation

Nikolay Rerih

"I'll level with you, Mr. Burnbaum. It's the worst case of detached irony I've ever seen!"