Shell Art Admirer Gifts

'Nice penthouse.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"I don't do windows."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Joe Biden

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Mimi's final scene

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Phoenix

"What did Jesus order?"

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Kultural K9's.

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Move, Gary."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

Closed for Renovation

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...