Shell Admirer Gifts

Envy in the Animal Kingdom

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"I don't do windows."

Bad hair day!

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Leak in the fish tank.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Curling your hair for no reason

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"It makes you look old."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

Shark Fishing

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

Legal Firm, Suits, 30% Off.

Shark Chum

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

The Sun Bather