Shell Admirer Pillows

Envy in the Animal Kingdom

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"I don't do windows."

Bad hair day!

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Leak in the fish tank.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Curling your hair for no reason

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

Shark Chum

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Legal Firm, Suits, 30% Off.

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

Shark Fishing

The Sun Bather

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship