Cover Art Admirer Gifts

Author meets covergirl, "surely you remember me- paperback edition of your book"

Bookstore: Today...meet the author and the hunk who posed for the pix on the back cover.

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"What did Jesus order?"

Phoenix

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Kultural K9's.

"Things are looking up!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Joe Biden

Mimi's final scene

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Move, Gary."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Closed for Renovation

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Nikolay Rerih