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'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Phoenix

"What did Jesus order?"

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"Things are looking up!"

Mimi's final scene

Joe Biden

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Kultural K9's.

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"Move, Gary."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Closed for Renovation

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Nikolay Rerih