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'That's a turn up for the book.'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

"If that were a Jasper Johns, dear, we could sell it for three million dollars."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

Warhol Exhibit

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"Now that's art!"

Comic Book Balloons

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

"No, honey, I’m pretty sure she doesn’t have the measles."

"I prefer the Perry Como version."

Author meets covergirl, "surely you remember me- paperback edition of your book"

Breakfast Printing Press

'Is it a real Lichtenstein, Brad - or yet another parody?'

"And these are from Warhol's lesser known 'Thanksgiving' series."

"Look, mom! I'm learning to color between the lines!"

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

"The cover has to be such that customers can't judge the content of the book by it."

"Them's fighting words."

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'

Artist Paints Sale