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"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Anna Calvi

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Elvis Presley

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Bryan Ferry

Fossil record player.

Eric Clapton.

Woman crying with happiness.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Violin Practise

Elevator Music

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Jimi Hendrix.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

Glyndebourne