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"I can usually identify a bird by the song, but I think he's doing a cover."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Love birds playing a guitar.

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

Famous Like Song

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

"Music has doubled my income..."

Oldies Band.

"The cover has to be such that customers can't judge the content of the book by it."

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

Praise for "OCTOBER SUN"

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

'I always wanted to be a genre, but I'm worried I've become a cliche.'

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

"The groom has requested... in lieu of vows... that you sing a verse of 'Stand By Your Man'."

"What's the other half of our brain doing?"

'Ask him if he knows anything by Andre Rieu.'

Books - As Seen on TV.

"Middle aged Americans yearn for music with understandable lyrics. The Doors, Hendrix, Bob Dylan."

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Invisible Man for All Seasons

"...And that'll be the year they tied a yellow round the old oak tree."

'That's a turn up for the book.'

Record Store: Boring vs. Interesting Music.